Previous Conundrums

The Committee of Conundrums was once a proud organization, tackling the most baffling problems of our time. But, as the ages passed, we've accumulated a backlog of conundrums that still plague us today.

Some Notable Failures:

• Project: "The Infinite Toaster" - We spent 5 years and $10 million trying to create a toaster that could toast 100 slices of bread at once. It's still on the drawing board.
• Project: "The Automatic Sock Matcher" - We built a machine that would sort your socks for you, but it just kept eating them instead.

Current Conundrums:

We're still trying to figure out why our coffee machine dispenses only decaf.