The Prestoos Procurement Process

A Prestoos is a rare and wondrous thing, like a unicorn of the committee world.

What is a Prestoos?

A Prestoos is a highly sought-after, yet elusive, committee-approved item. It's like the holy grail of committee supplies.

It's not easy, but someone's gotta try.

Step 1: Fill out the Prestoos Request Form in triplicate
Step 2: Wait 3-5 business days for approval (or 3-5 business months, depending on the committee)
Step 3: Attend the mandatory Prestoos Training Session
Step 4: Sign a waiver and a non-disclosure agreement (because you never know what the Prestoos can do)