Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We're glad you're here for our latest meeting on Bureaucratic Boulder Pushing.
As you may be aware, the Bureaucratic Boulder Pushing Initiative aims to move 17,000 tons of paperwork from the basement to the top floor. Yes, it's a monumental task, but we're confident in our team's ability to accomplish it.
Below, you'll find the current boulder-pushing schedule:
- Week 1-2: Pushing boulder 1
- Week 3-4: Pushing boulder 2
- Week 5-6: Pushing boulder 3 (with a 50% chance of getting stuck)
- Week 7-8: Pushing boulder 4 (with a 75% chance of getting stuck)
For those interested in joining the boulder-pushing team, please report to the Department of Contrarian Views for further instructions.