Prophet of Doom 4, a.k.a. "The One with the Unholy Trinity", is a mystical being feared by all who lay eyes on it. This enigmatic figure has mastered the art of making the mundane seem, well, more mundane.
Sermons of the Prophet contain ancient wisdom on the art of doing nothing.
But be warned: Prophecies of Doom are not for the faint of heart.
Visit Parables of the Prophet for tales of woe and despair.
More Prophesies of Doom await, if you dare.