The Prophets of Doom are a mystical order of seers who have dedicated their lives to the art of delivering scathing sermons that will leave you questioning your very existence.
Our prophets have spent years studying the ancient tomes of forgotten knowledge, pouring over the dusty pages of forgotten lore, and practicing the art of delivering a well-timed, well-crafted, well-delivered scathing rebuke.
Join us as we delve into the mysteries of the cosmos and emerge transformed, scarred, and slightly traumatized.
Read the Parables of the Prophet, where we explore the intricacies of the human condition through a series of absurd, yet somehow profound, parables.
Learn about the prophets' goals, and how they plan to reshape the world in their image (or, at least, in their image of themselves).