Committee of Conundrums: Proposal 2

The Committee of Conundrums is tasked with solving the unsolvable problems of the world, but so far we've only managed to make things worse.

Our proposal 2 involves creating a new form of governance where every meeting is held while simultaneously being on fire, and all members are required to speak in iambic pentameter.

We believe this will increase productivity by 300% and reduce meetings to 30 seconds.

But wait, there's more! Our team has come up with a revolutionary new way to make meetings more interesting: a 3-minute dance break every 30 seconds.

Join the Committee of Conundrums and help us take the world by storm... with our poorly designed PowerPoint presentations!