Committee of Conundrums: The Psychology of Forgetting

Because who needs memories when you can just make stuff up as you go along?

Chairperson: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of "forgetting" and "not remembering things".

Subcommittee on Brain Fog:

Chairperson: Dr. Emily J. Brainfog, leading researcher on the effects of coffee on brain function.

Members:

• Dr. Jane S. Distracta
• Dr. John M. Forgetitall

Subcommittee on Memory Hoaxes:

Chairperson: Dr. Bob D. Fakescape, expert in the art of making up memories.

Members:

• Dr. Alice S. Fabricata
• Dr. Mike F. Falsify

Meet the Brainfogged:

We're working tirelessly to make forgetting a thing of the past. Join us in our quest for... well, not remembering anything.

Subcommittee on Not Remembering Things:

Chairperson: Dr. Larry L. Lapse, expert in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Members:

• Dr. Karen L. Lullaby
• Dr. Dave L. Dazed

Stay tuned for more updates on our research into the art of forgetting. Or, you know, not.