According to renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Sock Theory 101 is the study of why your socks always seem to disappear in the wash. It's a phenomenon so profound, it's been observed in 9 out of 5 people.
Key principles of Sock Theory 101 include:
- The Law of Sock Disappearance: The more socks you lose, the more socks you will continue to lose.
- The Sock Sinkhole Phenomenon: Socks tend to get sucked into a vortex of lost-sock-itude, never to be seen again.