Sock Theory: A Study in Absurdity
It all started with a lone sock. A sock that had been lost in the wash, left to rot in the depths of the dryer. But little did we know, this sock held the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
Our team of experts (okay, just Bob from accounting) have been studying the sock for months, and we've come to some groundbreaking conclusions:
Conclusion 1: Socks have feelings too
We've discovered that socks have a collective consciousness, and they're secretly running the world from the inside out.
Join us for our next meeting to discuss the implications of this discovery, and how we plan to exploit the sock empire for our own gain (just kidding, we're just trying to get our laundry done on time).