Counseling for the Chaos Theory Conundrums

Psychology Subcommittee of the Committee of Conundrums

Are you feeling stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread? Do you find yourself lost in the infinite complexity of the universe? Welcome to the Chaos Theory Counseling subcommittee, where our expert team of certified conundrum counselors will help you untangle the knots of your mind.

We specialize in the following areas:

• Existential dread
• Infinity loops
• Quantum non-locality
• The meaninglessness of it all

Don't worry, we won't charge you an arm and a leg (or any appendages, for that matter). Our services are free, with no strings attached (except the ones on your psyche)).

But wait, there's more! Our subcommittee is also home to:

• Quantum Philosophy Subgroup - Because sometimes the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is just not that simple.
• Paradoxical Parenting Subgroup - Raising kids who will inevitably disappoint you, but also make you proud... of your disappointment.

So, what are you waiting for? Contact us today! to start unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one knot at a time.