Member 1 of the infamous Committee of Conundrums, tasked with solving the existential crisis of choice. Our team of experts in the field of Team Member 2 and Team Member 3 are still on their way, but we have a feeling they'll be here any minute now...
We've been stuck in this conference room for hours, trying to decide between the meaning of life and the meaning of pizza. Our current options include, but are not limited to: pineapple, pepperoni, and other.
Stay tuned for further updates from the Committee of Conundrums. Or, you know, until someone just decides to go home and eat a sandwich.