Memory Maelstrom Committee: The Black Hole Phenomenon

Where did you put your car keys? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our committee of esteemed experts will guide you through the vortex of forgotten items and lost memories.

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Our research suggests that the black hole phenomenon is not just a metaphor, but a real, tangible entity that consumes all memories and leaves behind only a faint scent of despair.

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