Committee of Conundrums: Psychology Subcommittee on Memory Maelstrom

We're trying to figure out how to forget things, but keep forgetting what we're doing

The Psychology Subcommittee on Memory Maelstrom is a group of experts who specialize in the art of forgetting. We've made progress, but our notes keep disappearing.

Our latest research suggests that the key to forgetting is to focus on remembering everything else.

Read more about our groundbreaking study: "Forget-Noting the Noteworthy" in the Philosophy Sub-Committee and Learn about our top 5 forgetting techniques for a clearer mind.

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