Committee of Conundrums: Psychology Subcommittee: Memory Maelstrom: Lost Cause Chronicle
We are the ones who have been trying to remember what we were supposed to be doing for years.
It's not just a memory problem, it's a commitment problem.
Our subcommittee has been tasked with investigating the lost causes of our collective past.
Currently, our research suggests that the reason we can't remember anything is because we're all secretly wizards and our memories have been hexed by the evil sorcerer king.
Join us in our fight to reclaim our memories and take back our kingdom!
Or, at the very least, just come for the free coffee and overpriced donuts.
Some of our key findings include: