What is Sock Ninja Theory?
It's the study of how our socks go missing, only to reappear in the most unlikely of places.
- Phases of Sock Ninja Activity: Denial, Confusion, Desperation, Acceptance.
- Sock Ninja Techniques: The Vanishing Act, The Sock Swap, The Sock Hoarder.
Learn more in our Sock Ninja Techniques subpage.
Warning: This theory may cause dizziness, confusion, or spontaneous laughter. Prolonged exposure may lead to Sock Ninja Syndrome.