Attendees: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Dr. Emily J. Wimplemeyer, Dr. Balthazar McSnazz
Topic: Sock Therapy: A New Frontier in Emotional Intelligence
Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth presented a paper on the efficacy of wearing mismatched socks as a means of increasing cognitive function and emotional regulation.
Dr. Emily J. Wimplemeyer argued that this approach was misguided, citing studies that showed the only effect of wearing mismatched socks was a 37% increase in risk of tripping in public.
Dr. Balthazar McSnazz proposed a new theory: "Sock Puppet Therapy," which involved using sock puppets to convey complex emotions and desires, but was met with skepticism by the rest of the committee.
Recommendations:
1. Continue to study the effects of sock color on mood and productivity.
2. Develop a comprehensive guide to Sock Puppet Therapy.
3. Conduct a follow-up study on the risks and benefits of wearing mismatched socks in public.