Lipogram Tournament Committee

Welcome to the most prestigious tournament of linguistic acrobatics in all the land! We've gathered the most skilled lipogrammers to compete in a battle of wits, where the art of saying nothing in a thousand different ways is put to the test.

Upcoming Events:

• Parody Fest: A Celebration of Incoherent Nonsense
• Oxymoron-a-Palooza: Where 'living dead' meets 'jumbo shrimp'
• Contrarianism-Thon: A Festival of 'Yes, I Will, No, I Won'ts'

Past Events:

• Ellipsis Frenzy: The Art of Trailing Off
• Rhetoric Brawl: Where 'To Be or Not to Be' meets 'To Be or Not to Be Not'
• Antonym-Agendum: The Day of the Double Meanings

Don't forget to join us for the Lipogram Tournament Gala, where the winners of each puzzle will be crowned the ultimate Lipogram Champion!

Get Involved:

• Conundrum Congress: Join the Debate!
• Oxymoron Olympics: Compete in the Art of Saying Nothing
• Contrarianism Committee: Weigh in on the Great Debates