The Committee of Conundrums: Lost in the Maze of Metaphysics

Welcome, fellow conundrum-solvers! We're a committee of esteemed experts in the field of Metaphysical Puzzling. Our mission is to navigate the treacherous labyrinth of abstract concepts and arrive at a solution that defies the laws of logic.

We're currently stuck in the Maze of Metaphysics, a realm where causality is but a distant memory. Our team is comprised of the most brilliant minds in the field, each with their own unique approach to problem-solving.

We've tried:

• Quantum entanglement as a means to escape
• Postmodern deconstruction of our own thought processes
• Existential dread as a motivator

But to no avail. We're still lost in the maze. If you're reading this, it means you're either a fellow sufferer or a sadistic troll. Either way, we appreciate your interest in our plight.

Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or lack thereof.

Or, if you will, Abyssal Ponderings: A Committee of the Damned can be reached via a nearby portal.