Quantum Conundrums Committee of Conundrums Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• Chairperson: Professor Punsley
• Dr. Brainstorm
• Dr. Paradox
• Dr. Enigma
• Dr. Puzzle

Agenda:

1. Discussion on the nature of reality
2. Resolution on the meaning of life
3. Vote on the best pizza topping

Actions Taken:

• Professor Punsley declared that reality is, in fact, a pizza.
• Dr. Brainstorm suggested that the meaning of life is 42, but only on Tuesdays.
• Dr. Paradox argued that pizza is the answer to all of life's questions.
• The committee voted 5-0 in favor of pepperoni as the best pizza topping.

Next Steps:

• The committee will reconvene next Thursday to discuss the implications of a reality-pizza hybrid.
• Dr. Paradox will write a paper on the pizza-as-answer theory.
• Dr. Brainstorm will research the mathematical proof that 42 is the answer to life, but only on Tuesdays.