Our team of physicists have developed a revolutionary new theory: Quantum Fluctuation Theory (QFT). It's like regular fluctuation theory, but with more quantum.

QFT posits that the fabric of space-time is made of tiny, invisible hamsters wearing tiny hats. These hamsters can create miniature universes at will, causing fluctuations in the fabric of reality.

But don't just take our word for it! Our research has been published in the esteemed journal "Journal of Completely Made-Up Science" (Vol. 12, Issue 4, pp. 1-10).