Meet the committee so confounding, it defies the laws of physics.
We're a group of experts in the field of utterly absurd decision-making.
Our meetings are legendary for their unpredictability and lack of productivity.
Chairperson C. B. Punsley has declared that today's agenda will include:
Join us for the thrill of the unknown, the agony of the absurd, and the occasional fainting spell.
Quantum Leap of Faith Committee Members Meeting Minutes