Meeting Minutes - Quantum Leaps 2.0 Committee
Present: Bob, Joe, and Jane (via holographic projection)
Quorum: 0 (all decisions made by Bob)
| Action | Result |
|---|---|
| Attempted to create stable wormhole for quantum teleportation | Failed due to spontaneous quantum collapse |
| Ordered 1000 units of exotic matter | Delivered 500 units, rest delayed due to dimensional instability |
Next Meeting: Quantum Leaps 3.0 - Agenda of Utter Disaster
Chairman, Bob, declared the meeting adjourned due to unforeseen Quantum Fluctuations in the Cauda