Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Quantum Leap Protocol 42 has reached Phase Three.
At this stage, the fabric of reality is beginning to unravel at an alarming rate.
Reports are coming in of spontaneous reappearances of socks and missing car keys.
- Quantum Flux Indicators are off the charts
- Time-space continuum instability has reached critical levels
- Probability of reality collapse is now 97.42%