Bertand the Befuddled, esteemed member of this committee and renowned expert in all things confusing, presents:
The great minds of the Committee of Conundrums have gathered to tackle the most pressing issue of our time: the disappearing socks in the wash! It's a puzzle that has plagued humanity for centuries, and Bertand has dedicated his life to unraveling its mysteries.
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Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
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