Committee of Conundrums: Quantum Quandary Subpage

Sam the Solver here, and I'm stuck on this quantum thingy. Apparently, it's a conundrum within a conundrum, wrapped in a paradox.

Someone, please, explain to me what this Quantum Quandary is all about!

Maybe it's like, uh, Schrödinger's Cat, but, like, in reverse? Or perhaps it's the solution is just, like, a bunch of catnip?

Help me, internet!