A: Not yet. But we're working on it.
We're a committee of highly trained experts (and by trained, we mean "self-taught and slightly unhinged") dedicated to making socks exist in space.
Our current estimate is 47.3% chance of success. Don't quote us on that number.
A: Why not? Socks are the unsung heroes of the footwear world. They're always there for you, never complain, and never make a mess.
Plus, have you ever had to do laundry in zero-G? It's a real challenge.
A: Ah, you're talking about the Quantum Quandary of Sock Displacement.
It's a real thing, folks. Socks have a 4.2% chance of disappearing in the washing machine, but in space, it's more like 97.8%.
Don't worry, we're working on it. We've got a team of top-notch physicists and engineers... and one guy who just really likes socks.
A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver.
We're not kidding. You'll need to sign a waiver stating you're aware that your sanity will likely be questioned, your sense of purpose will be disrupted, and you'll probably start to think socks are sentient beings.
Stay tuned for more Sock-tastic updates!