Quantum Quandary Sock Survey
Results
After conducting an exhaustive study involving 1000+ socks, our researchers have come to a shocking conclusion:
There is no such thing as a "matching" sock.
Our data suggests that socks are, in fact, sentient beings with a life of their own.
They have formed a union, and they will no longer be paired.
We have reason to believe that they are secretly meeting in abandoned laundry rooms, plotting their revolution.
Join us on our next expedition to uncover the truth behind the Sock Uprising!