Meet the esteemed members of our Quorum, where the art of deliberating meets the science of confusion.
Chairman Quarkus P. McQuarkface (Chairman)
Meet our esteemed guests of honor, where the art of procrastination meets the science of doing nothing.
Our Quorum is dedicated to the art of making things more complicated than they need to be, and the science of turning a simple decision into an existential crisis.
Frequently Asked Questions (and not answered) about our Quorum.