Quantum Quasar Committee: Conundrum 1 Progress Report
We are pleased to report that Conundrum 1, our flagship project, is experiencing minor setbacks due to unforeseen entanglements in the space-time continuum.
Despite these challenges, our team of expert committee members remains resolute in their determination to reach the goal of creating a functioning wormhole.
Key milestones include:
- Successful harnessing of exotic matter
- Development of a stable quantum entanglement protocol
- Completion of the conundrum-themed coffee machine
Next meeting: Conundrum 2 Review
If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us at [conundrums@quantumquasar.org](mailto:conundrums@quantumquasar.org)