Where every decision is a quantum leap of faith.
Chairperson: Boris the Bureaucrat
Meet the committee's latest affliction: Quantum Uncertainty Syndrome.
This condition causes our members to experience multiple, conflicting realities at once, making even the simplest decisions a dizzying blur.
We're working on finding a cure, but until then, please, for the love of all things sane, explore our treatment options.
Our top researchers are working on a solution, but in the meantime, we recommend:
Or, you know, just throw in the towel and let us handle it.