Notebook entry 1: The committee has been trying to resolve the conundrum of the quantum superposition. It's like they're trying to thread the eye of a needle with a firehose. Read more about the conundrum
Notebook entry 2: We've discovered that the superposition is actually a metaphor for the committee's inability to make a decision. Learn about our decision paralysis
Notebook entry 3: The committee has been secretly using a Ouija board to try and resolve the conundrum. Read about our Ouija board experts