Article 1: Ranting in the Workplace
Ranting is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. And by "way of life," we mean it's a necessary evil in the Committee of Conundrums.
According to our policy manual, "Ranting is a protected right." It's a right to vent, to vent, to VENT, you get the idea.
However, excessive ranting can lead to office violence.
Article 2: Rambler's Rights and Responsibilities
As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, you're entitled to rant. But with great power comes great responsibility.
Don't be that committee disaster that ruins it for everyone else.