Committee of Conundrums: Antimatter Concerns

As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we've been tasked with exploring the pressing issues facing our universe. And, let's be real, antimatter is a real doozy of a problem.

Currently, our research suggests that antimatter is just not that big of a deal. I mean, have you tried to get a decent cup of coffee around here? That's a problem.

Why Do We Have Antimatter Anyway?

We've had experts weigh in on this topic, and their responses have been... enlightening:

  1. "It's just one of those things, okay?" - Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned physicist
  2. "I'm not sure, but it's probably because of the cheese." - Dr. Bubbles McSnazz, local artisanal cheese maker
  3. "We're not really sure, but it's probably because of the committee's love of puns." - A confused intern

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