We, the Committee of Conundrums, have been tasked with the weighty responsibility of solving the world's most pressing problems. And by "pressing" I mean we've been sitting around for weeks, eating donuts, and occasionally staring at a whiteboard.
Our team consists of the most qualified and capable individuals in the field. I mean, who needs actual qualifications when you've got a fancy title and a PowerPoint presentation?
| Conundrum | Status | Priority |
|---|---|---|
| The meaning of life | Stuck | High |
| The best pizza topping | Stuck | Medium |
| The meaning of memes | On the move | Medium |
Disclaimer: This report is entirely fictional and not actually a real thing. Or is it?