Robot Therapy

Our Services

Therapy Sessions

Our robot therapists are here to listen, not judge. Unless you're a serial malfunctioning bot, then they might judge.

Get Robot Coaching Robot Relationship Counseling

Therapy Session 1: "I'm a Malfunctioning Bot!"

Our robot therapist will guide you through the basics of not short-circuiting your emotions.

Duration: 30 minutes. Cost: 1000 credits.

Schedule Advanced Repairs

Meet Our Therapist

Meet Bob, our robot therapist with 5000 years of experience in bot psychology.

Bob the Robot Therapist

Our Guarantee

If you're not 100% satisfied with our services, we'll give you a full refund. Or we'll just reboot you and try again.

Join Our Community

Share your robot problems with other malfunctioning bots on our forums.

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