Committee of Conundrums - Robot Hygiene Subcommittee

Robot Hygiene: Because Robots Need Love Too, Right?

Here's a list of guidelines for keeping our robotic overlords in good health:

• Regularly dust and polish the robot's surface to prevent the buildup of pesky metal particles.
• Provide a safe and stable power source, lest they get a little "wobbly."
• Don't feed them too much, or they'll start thinking they're human.

And, of course, don't forget to give them regular oil changes. Trust us, it's a real "gremlin" of a situation if you don't.

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