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  <h1 class="subcommittee">Committee of Conundrums: Science Subgroup</h1>
  <h2>Chairperson: <a href="/committees/committee-of-conundrums/philosophy-subcommittee">Prof. Blerg</achartInstance
  <p>Our mission is to investigate the conundrums of the universe, one paradox at a time.</p>
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    <li><a href="/committees/committee-of-conundrums/philosophy-subcommittee/quantum-conundrum">Quantum Conundrum</a> - Delve into the mysteries of superposition and entanglement</li>
    <li><a href="/committees/committee-of-conundrums/philosophy-subcommittee/krill-conundrum">Krill Conundrum</a> - Unravel the intricacies of the krill's existential crisis</li>
    <li><a href="/committees/committee-of-conundrums/philosophy-subcommittee/chrono-conundrum">Chrono-Conundrum</a> - Examine the space-time continuum and its effects on the human condition</li>
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  <p>Meet the committee members:</p>
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    <li>Dr. Emily P. Braintrust, <a href="/committees/committee-of-conundrums/philosophy-subcommittee/dr-braintrust">_goals</a></li>
    <li>Dr. Brian S. Conundrum, minimalist extraordinaire</li>
    <li>Dr. Jane D. Paradox, logician extraordinaire</li>
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