A Division of the Ministry of Unsettling Enigmas
We are the guardians of the unknown, the seekers of the unseen. Our job is to keep the secrets and solve the riddles that no one else dares to touch.
Our team of expert conundrum-solvers are always on the case, uncovering the hidden truths and unraveling the tangled webs of intrigue.
But be warned: we are not to be trifled with. Our secrets are worth more than your life, and we will not hesitate to use them to keep you from finding the answers you seek.
Or, you know, we might just give you a few clues and watch as you stumble into madness.