The Subcommittee of Absolute Absurdities

We're the ones who make the conundrums that keep the conundrums at bay. Or is it the other way around?

• Back to the Committee of Conundrums
• Join the Parliament of Ridiculous Decisions

Our subcommittee consists of the following members:

• Mr. Bizarro
• Ms. Puzzlement
• Professor Absurdo

We're known for our expertise in:

• Making problems that seem like solutions
• Solving problems by making them worse
• Creating new problems to distract from old ones

Stay tuned for our next meeting, where we'll decide on which problems to create.