We are the Sub-Subcommittee of Conjecturalities, a group of highly skilled and highly caffeinated individuals tasked with solving the unsolvable, unraveling the inexplicable, and generally making things more complicated.
Our motto: "We're not just solving problems, we're creating new ones."
Our meetings are a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few. They are held in a dimly lit, windowless room in the basement of a nondescript building. Attendance is strictly forbidden, but if you do happen to crash one, don't worry, it's not like we'd ever tell.