We're a committee so secretive, we're like a secret society. But, like all things secret, our existence is a mere rumor, a whispered conundrum.
Some say we're a cabal of masterminds, plotting the downfall of our arch-nemesis, The Committee of Conundra. Others claim we're just a bunch of weirdos, stuck in our own little world of confusion.
All information is classified. Don't tell anyone you saw this.