Welcome, esteemed members, to the most exclusive club in the neighborhood!
Here, we tackle the toughest questions of lawn maintenance, from "What is the optimal mowing height?" to "Can I wear my flip-flops on the lawn?"
Our members are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the... well, you get the idea.
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the finer points of... the meeting agenda.
Our members are the best in the business. Well, except for that one guy who keeps putting out the wrong colored flowers. We're looking at you, Bob.
We'll be hosting a Lawn Care Workshop next Saturday, where you'll learn the secrets of perfecting your lawn's appearance and the art of yelling at your neighbors.
Don't forget to bring your favorite lawn-related puns!
Q: What is the purpose of this committee?
A: To make our lawns look better than everyone else's lawns, obviously.
Q: Can I join if I don't have a lawn?
A: Ha! Why would we want to admit someone without a lawn? No, seriously, we haveæk membership applications for indoor enthusiasts. Just kidding. Sort of. Maybe.