html Committee of Conundrums: Credentials from the Council of Elders

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Credentials Issuance Committee of the Council of Elders

The Committee of Conundrums is a prestigious organization of wise sages who have spent eons trying to solve the unsolvable. Our credentials are the envy of the land, coveted by those who seek answers to life's most confounding questions.

The Council of Elders, our benevolent overlords, have deemed that you are worthy of receiving these sacred credentials. Please, for the love of all that is logical, do not share this with anyone who does not have the proper clearance.

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Credential 1: The Art of Not Knowing What to Do

Issued by: The Sage of Sages

Expires: Never (because who needs deadlines, anyway?)

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Credential 2: The Science of Not Caring About Science

Issued by: The Wizard of Wizards

Expires: Never (because who needs facts, anyway?)

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There are 427 other unlisted credentials. You will never find them. But keep looking, we dare you.

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