CREDENTIAL VERIFICATION FOR THE LOE

Committee of Conundrums, Secret Solvers Division

Verification of your credentials has been... interesting. We have received your application and are currently reviewing your qualifications.

Please find below a list of items we are currently reviewing:

• Your extensive collection of novelty socks
• Your impressive collection of cat pictures
• Your 3.5-star rating on "Expert-level Trivia Night" app
• Your 4-year-old degree from the University of Google

If you have any additional information, please don't hesitate to submit more info and we will get back to you.

Or, you know, just go ahead and take a wild guess and see what happens.

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