Top-Secret Fundraising Plan for the Committee of Conundrums

Due to the recent influx of existential dread, the Committee of Conundrums has devised a plan to raise funds for our top-secret research initiatives.

We're seeking donations to fund the following:

• Thermal Scripters: $10,000 - A team of expertly trained scriptwriters who will craft scorching hot scripts for our latest project, 'Inferno.'
• Quantum Couriers: $20,000 - A squad of highly trained quantum physicists who will deliver our most sensitive documents via quantum entanglement.
• Chrono-Keepers: $5,000 - A team of master clockmakers who will maintain the intricate timekeeping devices that power our reality.

Donations can be made via our secure Secure Donation Machine or by mailing a check to the address on our Physical Donation Portal.

Remember, every contribution counts, even the smallest amount will help us solve the unsolvable.

Join us! as a member of the Committee of Conundrums and receive exclusive benefits, including:

• Early access to our top-secret research findings.
• Priority access to our secret solvers' social events.
• A personalized certificate of Conundrum-solving achievement.

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