John, the Unsolvable, has been with us for years, and we're still no closer to figuring out what he does. In this thrilling conclusion to our two-part series, we'll delve deeper into the mystery of John's purpose and habits.
Read Mary's Story for more insight into John's enigmatic past.
Learn about our Methods for dealing with John's inexplicable presence in our lives.
We're still trying to crack the code on John, but in the meantime, enjoy some John the Unsolvable Trivia to pass the time.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at Experiment 42 and see if you can finally solve the puzzle that is John.