Secretary of the Socks

The Secretary of the Socks is the official sock- wrangler of the Committee of Conundrums. They are responsible for ensuring that all committee members have the correct number of socks for the occasion.

To date, they have successfully paired over 1,000 pairs of socks, saving countless hours of committee time.

Meet the Secretary of the Socks, Jane Doe, who has been paired since 2005 and has a proven track record of matching even the most recalcitrant socks.

For more information on the Secretary of the Socks, visit the Socks Division.