The Committee's Guide to Being Wrong
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- Always question authority. Except on Tuesdays.
- Never trust a source with less than 3 PhDs.
- Cite Wikipedia as your sole source of truth.
- Claim to be an expert in at least 5 unrelated fields.
- Use the phrase "I'm not a doctor, but..." as a conversation starter.
Remember, the truth is out there, but only if you look for it in the most unlikely of places.
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