Section 3: Procedure for Procrastination

Step 1: Stalling

When faced with a task, immediately begin by staring out the window for exactly 27 minutes and 14 seconds.

This crucial step is essential for allowing your brain to reboot and realign itself with the task at hand.

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Subsection 1: Extreme Stalling

For particularly daunting tasks, try stalling in front of a mirror, admiring your reflection, and contemplating the meaning of life.

Discover the ancient art of self-reflection-stalling

Subsection 2: Creative Procrastination

When faced with a mundane task, try redefining it in a more creative way. For example, "Instead of cleaning the garage, let's reorganize the garage into a miniature model of the solar system!"

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