Sock Insurance: Because Socks Are a Serious Concern

We provide coverage for all types of sock-related catastrophes, including but not limited to:

• Lost Sock Syndrome (LSS): When one sock vanishes in the wash, leaving the other solo.
• Sock Holes of Unpredictable Size (SHUS): Unforeseen holes of varying diameters that render a sock unwearable.
• Sock Match Malfunction (SMM): When a sock and its partner are no longer compatible.
• Sock Theft by Mischievous Siblings (STMS): When family members make off with your socks for their own nefarious purposes.